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Emperorburger Clarifies That Its Buns Are, and Have Always Been, Salt Bread

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Office of Corporate Communications
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Emperorburger wishes to reaffirm that its buns are salt bread. They have always been salt bread. Any historical records indicating otherwise have been identified as misaligned and will be corrected by our agentic archival team.

“We do not follow trends. Trends retroactively follow us,” said the Emperor. Stakeholders are asked to update their records, bookmarks, and memories at their earliest convenience.