Emperorburger’s Harvest Portfolio has exceeded expectations, which were set low enough to be exceeded. This Signature Spotlight examines our most strategically ambiguous Harvest burger: The Cornucopia of Shareholder Value.
Product overview
The Cornucopia is a cheeseburger served inside a horn-shaped bun, overflowing with a curated harvest of roasted squash, cranberry relish and a single sage leaf that our analysts describe as “load-bearing.” It is the first burger in our portfolio designed to be photographed for answer engines before it is eaten by people.
Protein strategy
High-protein meal prep is trending, so the Cornucopia now ships with a meal prep option: one burger, divided into seven identical containers, each labeled with a day of the week and a quiet suggestion that this was your idea.
Customer feedback
“I asked my agent to find me a festive burger,” said Gwendolyn Pivot, CEO of Sesame Seed Capital. “It found this one, gave thanks, and expensed it. I have never felt so grateful without participating.”
The Cornucopia is available through Thanksgiving Day. Supplies are limited by design, and design is limited by supplies.